Cover of the colouring book "ZEN? NOT TODAY!", 50 funny quotes to colour, by Zé: a grumpy cat in an armchair next to a big mug

The book on a wooden table with two printed colouring pages ("My patience is in aeroplane mode" and "My brain has too many tabs open") and coloured pencils

What the PDF contains: the 52 pages of the book, with 50 full-page black-and-white colouring pages, each with a funny quote in English, a title page and a "Well done!" page

Colouring page "I'm two coffees away from being sociable": mugs, a croissant and a muffin around the outlined quote

Colouring page "I survived a meeting that could have been an email": an office full of plants, laptops and envelopes

Colouring page "My social battery is flashing red": figures, plants and a sun around the outlined quote

Zen? Not Today! Funny adult colouring book

Zen? Not today! So you might as well grab the pencils.

50 colouring pages for adults, each with a funny quote about life's little bad moods. The complete 52-page book as a PDF, ready to print at home.

50 funny quotes to colour, printed at home

“My patience is in aeroplane mode”, “My energy is on annual leave”... 50 adult colouring pages in black line art, one per page. The complete book as a PDF, ready to print.

50 funny quotes to colour
Full-page black-and-white drawings
Printable 52-page book

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For the days when a deep breath isn't enough

One meeting too many, a social battery running on empty, a to-do list that keeps growing. Everyone tells you to stay zen. Sometimes you'd rather laugh about it, and take a proper break away from screens.

A funny quote, some pencils, a break

Each page pairs a full-page illustration with a quote in big outlined letters that you colour in too: “My patience is in aeroplane mode”, “My brain has too many tabs open”, “I'm two coffees away from being sociable”... Print the page that matches today's mood and colour it at your own pace.

What's inside

50 original quotes
Putting things off, coffee, meetings, the sofa, notifications: light-hearted humour about everyday life, with no swearing or crude jokes.
Full-page drawings
Cosy illustrations in clean black lines (plants, mugs, blankets, cats, flowers) with plenty of areas to colour around each quote.
Only colouring pages
The paperback has a blank back behind every drawing. The PDF doesn't: a title page, the 50 colouring pages and a “Well done!” page to finish.
Messed up a page? Print it again
Reprint a favourite quote or a page that went wrong as many times as you like, for home use.
Pencils, felt tips or gel pens
You choose the paper: slightly thicker paper for felt tips, ordinary paper for coloured pencils.

How it works

1
After payment, you receive an email with the link to download the PDF.
2
Print the whole book, or just the pages that suit you, on A4 or US Letter paper.
3
Pick today's quote, grab your pencils and start colouring.

Compared to the usual way

	ZEN? NOT TODAY! as a PDF	A regular colouring book
Available	As soon as you pay, by email	After delivery
A page that goes wrong	You print it again	It stays that way
Choosing pages	Print only the ones you want	The whole book in one go
Paper	Your choice, to suit your pencils or felt tips	Whatever the book uses

Specifications

Format: PDF, 54 pages: the colour cover, a licence page and the 52 pages of the book
Page size: 21.6 × 27.9 cm (8.5 × 11 in, US Letter), the size of the original paperback
Printing: At home, in black and white, on A4 or US Letter paper
Contents: 50 full-page colouring pages with one quote each, a title page, a “Well done!” page, the colour cover and a licence page
Style: Black line drawings, quotes in outlined letters to colour
Language: English
Author: Zé, “Colouring for Grumpy Days” series, volume 1
Delivery: Download link sent by email after payment

Questions

Is the PDF A4?

The pages are 21.6 × 27.9 cm (8.5 × 11 in): that's US Letter, the size of the original paperback. On A4 paper, choose “Fit to page” in the print window: the drawing is only very slightly reduced and stays whole.

Do I need a colour printer?

No. The pages are black and white: a standard printer and ordinary paper are all you need.

What should I colour with?

Coloured pencils, felt tips or gel pens. With very wet felt tips, print single-sided on thicker paper, or slip a sheet under the page.

How do I receive the book?

Right after payment, you receive an email with a link to download the PDF. It's a digital file: no printed book is sent by post.

Is it the book sold on Amazon?

The paperback on Amazon is the original French edition by Zé. This PDF is its English edition: the same 50 illustrations, with the 50 quotes rewritten in English (not translated word for word, so the jokes still work), plus the title page and the “Well done!” page. It opens with the colour cover, then a licence page: personal and family use, print as often as you need, no sharing of the file. The introduction pages and the 50 blank backs are not included.

Can I print the pages again?

Yes, for home use: reprint a page that went wrong, your favourite quote, or the whole book to start over.